Sunday, September 11, 2005

Rube Nation

Michelle wanted to discuss the Minnesota sports scene and who am I to disagree. We had lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings over the noon hour and took in the Vikings-Tampa Bay game. For those of you who missed the opener, they lost...no big surprise there. Let's begin by reviewing the upside:

Our defense no longer sucks! Darren Sharper was a tremendous pick-up in the off season, as well as the garrulous Fred Smoot.

Daunte Culpepper couldn't possibly repeat the preformance he had today...could he?

Our defense no longer sucks!

Now let's examine the downside:

Our offensive line is terrible. We understand that Michael Bennett and Moe Williams aren't exactly premier running backs in the NFL, but even LaDanian Tomlinson would average less than 3 yards per carry behind this line.

In conclusion we find that there is reason for optimism as our defense no longer sucks.

Moving on to that "other" Fall sport. The Macalester harriers competed this weekend at the Luther All-American Invite. The women placed 2nd (out of 8 teams) and the men placed 5th (out of 12 teams). The Mac women are a force, lets just hope they don't round into peak shape in week three. The Mac men, however, have left themselves room for improvement. Fortunately, recent history dictates that the work will get done and they should impress come early November. The silver lining this time appears to be our Junior Varsity squad...this is a squad, which is more varsity then junior. When you combine the JV and V preformances, we end up in 4th place...4 points ahead of Bethel. (Yes we understand its hard to believe that any silver lining could exist when you are besting Bethel College by a mere 4 points.) On another note, Mr. Dylan Keith might just be the next B-Lodge. We look forward to the races to come.

Comments:
I agree with you 100% on your assessment of the Vikings offensive line.

But the particular frustration I'm venting about is Fox's television coverage of the game. Could we please see replays of key plays? Could we please get camera angles that don't totally suck? Could we please have some commentary that doesn't sound totally generic? I'm sorry, but after a penalty flag is thrown which nullifies a touchdown, I want to see a replay--NOT a closeup of Mike Tice's head.

-Bonnie
 
I got nothing when it comes to the Vikings, but have you been watching the Ashes series? That's cricket, in case you weren't clued in, Big Brother. What do you think: can Australia pull their shit together long enough to win this one? Or will the great legacy finally come tumbling down? I'm rapt... seriously. Gotta love these Australians and their wacky sports. It's just like baseball only I've been following this particular contest for a month. You'd love it, Jude; it's a full day of sports (or "sport," as they say here, since apparently they are incapable of plurals), but I suppose that wouldn't be too good for your studies, eh!?!
 
The answer: nope, they can't. Australia loses. Shameful. It's good, though, because I can selectively identify with Australia when I want to, and in this case I choose to mock their poor showing. Mock, mock, mock.
 
Good to see SOMEONE is following our posts!

Bonnie: I've found that watching Vikings games in a sports bar, with the unintelligible Fox commentary swept up in cigarette smoke, is the most tolerable way to take in a game.

As for you, Per, please tell me this is making news in Aussieland.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2160215
 
Yeah, it has made the news over here, but, quite frankly, no one seems all that fussed about it. I think the general consensus is that it's a good idea. Footy is, after all, the national pasttime. Like baseball. Can't you imagine Radke amputating his finger, if he thought it would help him pitch better? Well, maybe not Radke (he doesn't need the help, it seems from his most recent performance), but....
 
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